There are some benefits of having red hair. There are also some downsides. There are also some controversies.
Downsides to Red Hair
* All people with red hair are untrustworthy.
* Men with red hair are usually crazy geeks who can't grow small beards (they usually come in all crazy and bushy)
* Women with red hair are usually crazy, like the men's beards.
Research has shown that all redheads used to be genetically homogeneous with vampires and still posses the same large canine teeth, and sensitivity to sun as them. However their hunger for blood has been supressed as a result of natural selection, and the
Benefits to Red Hair
Easy to pick out in a crowd. People with red hair are automatically assumed to be interesting because of their inherent crazy genes.
Some people think having red hair is exciting. Sometimes people will dye their hair to make it red. There is only one way to make sure the red hair is real, and not dyed: the carpet must match the drapes. As an American, you have the right to check; it's in The United States Constitution.
Liberals Behind Red Hair
Red hair is caused by two recessive genes. Red Hair has been scientifically proven to be a liberal gene. As such, Stephen Colbert will have nothing to do with anyone sporting a fiery hairdo.
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